53 Misha Smith

“Just a chill guy. Likes trains, and pizza parties. Can’t turn down the funk. He is a powerhouse of the cell we call football. Native to America, but a defector for the KGB, thinks we don’t know but we definitely do. He keeps repeating “Glory To Stalin” in the locker rooms like some sorta Mantra. And he’s been trying to put hidden microphones in people’s dormitory rooms, it’s getting out of hand. But he’s really good at football, I tell ya.” – Coach Ski, Travelers Rest High School.