82 Venny Wellington

Venny is the older and much dumber brother of UNC POTY, Beef Wellington. Venny was never great at school and too lazy to play organized sports in high school, he spent most of his time fighting and breaking the law. After managing to graduate with a 1.9 weighted GPA, Venny decided to try his skills out in organized crime. He moved to NYC and earned the trust of one of the 5 crime families of NYC (family not named due to legal reasons). However, it turns out ever was too stupid to even be a goon for the mob. Fortunately for Venny, his younger brother reached pulled some strings at the NCAA and got his older brother eligible to play college football. Let’s see if this dumb pile of rocks can live up to the Wellington family name.